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Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Duke of Edinburgh at 91!

What would the English press be without the shower of gaffes The Duke of Edinburgh provides them with?

Here is a little hilarity:



1 After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002: “Are we going to need ear plugs?”
2 To a car park attendant who didn’t recognise him in 1997, he snapped: “You bloody silly fool!”
3 To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: “What are you doing here?” “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
4 To female sea cadet last year: “Do you work in a strip club?”
5 To expats in Abu Dhabi last year: “Are you running away from something?”
6 After accepting a conservation award in Thailand in 1991: “Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.”
7 At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: “Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’”
8 To multi-ethnic Britain’s Got Talent 2009 winners Diversity: “Are you all one family?”


©Reuters

2 comments:

  1. A curmudgeon of the first order, and the last of
    the great Hessians. Irreplaceable!

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  2. Love him, and let's face it 3 and 6 aren't gaffes!!

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